Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You should work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.
ㅤ* At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
ㅤ* Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

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